×Tokyo Ghoul x Reader oneshots× [HIATUS]

•Haise Sasaki•

Today was a pretty hectic day. Since spring is coming, seasonal allergies are going into effect and surprisingly, Haise's seasonal allergies are bad.

Everyone depended on you to make the house feel better, so you had no other other option but to take care of him, but you definitely aren't complaining.

You step out of Haise's room with a yawn, and not even a minute later your squad mates are bombarding you with the most out-there questions.

"What happened?"

"Did you guys kiss?"

"How are his abs?"

"Did he sneeze on you?"

"Nothing happened guys, calm down," you say. Before you can even take a simple step back to your room you get pulled into the bathroom and shoved onto the toilet.

Saiko brings out her phone and shines her flashlight in your face. You have no idea what she's trying to do, but she's cute so it doesn't matter.

"We know that you like Maman, don't lie to us," Saiko says, getting straight to the point. You roll your eyes and cross your arms. "He's our mentor, of course I like him," you retort.

Urie groans and copies your position, "You kept staring at him during training, and mumbled something about arms under your breath."

"Yeah, and I saw a drawing of Sassan under your pillow!" Shirazu added in. Why the hell was he looking under your pillow...

Before you can even defend yourself with even more excuses, you hear a soft knock on the door. "Guys? Are you in here?"

Well damn, it's the man himself.

Shirazu gives you a look and opens the door wide while ushering everyone except you out of the cramped bathroom. Mutsuki even winks at you before leaving. That-

Haise nervously taps you on the shoulder. "Why are you guys all in the bathroom together?" he asks. You anxiously laugh and rub the back of your neck. You then look behind Haise to see Saiko and Shirazu mouthing for you to say something.

Forget it.

"Sassan, I have to tell you something."

You hear his hearty laugh and your eyes widen in confusion. "Did you forget that I have good hearing? I heard everything you guys said," he says after laughing.

You clear your throat a little too roughly and end up coughing, face turning red in the process. "I- you- what?"

He laughs again but this time he sets his hand on the top of your head. "If your arms were hurting from all that training, you could've just said something!"

He pats your head before turning and leaving the bathroom, saying excuse me to Saiko and Shirazu who were left jaw dropped and dumbfounded.

Maybe next time, (Y/N).

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I ran out of ideas for this one so if you want, you can send me requests. Thank you so much for reading ❤