Chapter one: Ducklett, Ducklett, Yungoos
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" Screw going under." Froakie comments, trying to climb over the fence. He begins to climb the fence. He lost his grip and landed on Pikachu's tail. " Pika!" Pikachu screeches on accident instead of regular talk. She shocks Froakie. " What the hell!" Froakie groans. He then rolls onto Treecko who was over there.
Author: Cut! Treecko! You're not suppose to be over there! And Froakie! No cursing yet!
Froakie: Fuck you
Author: No Mew.
Springtrap: I want a piece of that pie!
Author: Get off the set, Springtrap. You will come later.
Springtrap: But I want pie.
Author: You will get your pie when I'm good and ready!
Springtrap: Is this a musical?!* starts killing random characters in other stories*
Author: Now was killing Huey necessary?
Springtrap: I do it because it annoys you
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A dimensional traveling Pikachu....
All the Pokefriends Just gawk at him. He brushes his fur off. " Nice." Fallar Barked. Then the rest of the Pokefriends introduced themselves. " So what exactly are you doing here?" Pikachu asked the Pikachu with the backpack.
" I'm secretly on a mission from Rodrigo- dang it!"
........ part two
All the Pokefriends Just gawk at him. He brushes his fur off. " Nice." Fallar Barked. Then the rest of the Pokefriends introduced themselves. " So what exactly are you doing here?" Pikachu asked the Pikachu with the backpack.
" I'm on a Jedi mission! Mwah hah hah! I'm here to do order 66! No one will escape me!
Author: You better be kidding and actually do the shot right this time!
...... part three
All the Pokefriends Just gawk at him. He brushes his fur off. " Nice." Fallar Barked. Then the rest of the Pokefriends introduced themselves. " So what exactly are you doing here?" Pikachu asked the Pikachu with the backpack.
" I'm here to..." Pikachu suddenly dances as Friend like me comes on.
UP: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish?
I really want to know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
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The adventures of the Poké friends
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