Shrek x Cailloux

The True Fan of Shrek

I was only 19 years old

I love Shrek so much, I have all the merchandise and movies

I pray to him every night before going to bed, thanking him for the life I've been giving.

My dad walks in on me and calls me a faggot,

I call him a cunt.

He slaps me and sends me to bed.

I'm crying now and my face hurts

When I feel a warmth move towards me.

It's Shrek!

I'm so happy.

He whispers in my ear "This is mah swamp,"

And grabs me with his powerful ogre hands.

I rest on my hands and knees.

I'm ready.

I spread my ass cheeks against his groin

I penetrates me butthole.

He roars and mighty roar, filling my butt with his love.

Tears fall out as I feel my butt tear.

My dad walks in "What the fuck..."

Shrek looks at him dead in the eye and says "It's all ogre now,"

And flies out of my window.

I didn't have time to process the situation or get ready for the pain when he jerks out suddenly.

But I do it for Shrek.

Shrek is Love.

Shrek if Life.