Shrek x Cailloux

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"Old Mcdonald had a farm! E a e a o!" Shrek sang while soaring through the sky.

He was still looking for Cailloux.

No, he didn't cheat. But it is true that he and Donkey were in a relationship, it just happened so fast he couldn't pull out fast enough. (That's what she said.)

Shrek saw Cailloux with... ANOTHER BEE!?! DUN DUN DUUNN

"Meteor Strike!" Shrek said and landed next to the tree Barry and Cailloux were fucking. (I hope you get the reference)

At that moment he saw Cailloux snorting the bee and laughing like a maniac.

"Wtf Cailloux!"

Cailloux's belly grew 9 months pregnant.

"Oh, would you look at that I'm pregnant with your child Shrek!" Cailloux said.

He rubbed his stomach like a loving mother.

"Wtf!?" Shrek repeated.

"Oh come on this is nothing new to you," Cailloux rolled his eyes hard.

He rolled his eyes so hard they fell out of his head, with only the muscle holding them.

Cailloux and Shrek screamed together in horror.