Silence entered the room, an awkward silence.
The demon coughed and said "I'm Sebastian Michealis, at your service." He did a bow thing.
Shrek and Cailloux were weirded out by this guy until Barry came out from Cailloux.
"Yo, man. What the Hell!?" Cailloux screamed. At that Sebastian gave him a look of lust, one that Shrek quickly catched onto.
"Well, remember your asshole being an abyss before you snorted me, yeah I made my own colony. Half of them are retarded and have cancer from your side of the family, but you know tumors can get." Barry responded.
Barry saw Sebastian and yelled "Who is that?!"
Nun Fucker looked uneasy, Berry flew around him and he decided to go inside him. Through his shitter.
Pedo was taken back but immediately started moaning from the pleasure and made humping motions. Well, someone humping him.
He cawed like a crow.
"Wtf is going on!?!?" Shrek yelled, he turned to his love to see him masturbating to this scene.
The bees flew around the demon and stinged him with their penises, a whole lot of thing were happening but in short a fuck pile.
Shrek seemed to be the only one sane in this situation "WHHHAATTTttttttTt ARe YOU DOING In MaH SWAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaMmmp!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Everybody grew scared and froze.
"What is wrong with you, Shrek?!" Cailloux yelled.
"You! I'm tired of you rejecting my feelings and not working on our relationship, I want to love you Cailloux. But your not gonna give me the respect I deserve I'm leaving."
"It's you're,"
"What?"
"It's-"
Shrek walked out but before shutting the door behind him he said this "Better out than in."
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Shrek x Cailloux
FanfictionDid you know in french the word Cailloux means rock or pebble.