Shrek x Cailloux

Hail Satan

Another day at the swamp house, Cailloux saying he is giving birth and Shrek drinking piss and shit. Literally.

Wait, giving birth.

Shrek looked up to Cailloux to see him having contraptions.

"I'm here ,baby! Don't let go!" Shrek said as he held Cailloux's hand.

In a flash a swarm of bees came out of his ass, actually from every entrance possible his ears, penis, butthole, mouth, nose and such.

It was scary.

Blood squirted out.

"Omg we need to get you a doctor quick."

"Is God really your answer?" A deep sexy. No. Shrexy voice said.

Both of the fandoms looked up to see another fandom.

It was a tall male with red eyes and black hair. He was wearing a suit that you would see a butler wearing. (Do you get who I'm talking about?)

It was a demon.

"You have summoned me here."

The demom said.