Shrek x Cailloux

Don't get rapped

Cailloux had a sexual desire for Baldy, his math teacher.
They both had so much in common, Cailloux still prays to Shrek as he did before.

Cailloux knew this was wrong... but hey, he was in a relationship with an ogre. What's a bald man?

Cailloux decided to tell his teacher about it.

"Yo! Mister B!" Cailloux shouted as he barged through the door of his home.

What he saw what horrifying.

Baldy was masturbating to a picture of Shrek attached to a wall, with a vaccum consuming his duck.

"Mister B! What are you doing? And is that Shrek?!"

Baldy scurried around to get the hoes out, his duck was an actual ruler. Like the one you use in class. (Hey! What do you call the king of all school supplies? A ruler)

"Wait! I can explain-"

Shrek burts through the poster. He looked at it and pointed "Who is this imposter?!" (Get it)