Shrek x Cailloux

The Aftermath

"I'm sorry Mister Cailloux, but it's scientifically impossible for a male to get pregnant in any way," The doctor says for the second time to Cailloux.

Cailloux is inhappy, he has to be.

I mean, when a dick enters something they have to be pregnant afterwards. Itsn't it how it works?

Cailloux exclaims.

Cailloux's parents were on each side of him, his father rubbing his head in frustration.

"Than who fucked you, Cailloux? Who!? There was no one there!" He says.

"I'm telling you it's Shex!"

"Who the fuck is Shek?! That is probably from another fandom!"

Cailloux screches and bring his hands to his bald head and murmurs "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life..."

He continues this while his parents fight with each other.

Suddenly an odor fills the room "Ugh! What is that smell?" Cailloux's mom asked, covering her nose with her sleeve.

"Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life..." Cailloux continues.

Shrek flies through the wall and shoves Cailloux's father's head in his butt. Shrek's butt makes and vaccum sound and sucks him in his belly, which grows. Same goes to the mom and doctor.

Shrek's belly is huge, because of all the sucking his butt made and was exhausted.

"WoWIe!" Cailloux yells, he was impressed.

Shrek farts and blood spurts out of his poop hole.

"Looks like I'm going through puberty again!" Said Shrek.

Cailloux advances to Shrek belly and rubs it.

Shrek moans.

Looks like he has a vore fetish.