Chansoo One Shots I

Like an Old Married Couple

: Kyungsoo and Chanyeol fight like an old married couple.

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"You can not do that! That is wrong!" Kyungsoo yells as he follows Chanyeol in the office.

"Why can't I?" Chanyeol shoots back as he turns around to face Kyungsoo.

"That is so wrong. He's just a fourteen year old boy who is caught smoking in the school toilet and you- you hanged him up on the wall by the collar!"

"That is the right thing to do. If I..."

"No, that is not. He's just an innocent boy..."

"...didn't do anything like that he would go back and smoke again. Which is..."

"...who doesn't even know what he's really doing. I have an eight year old daughter who..."

"...much, much more worse. And whose fault would be that? Me! Because I..."

"...is attending this school as well! What if she does something like that and do you expect me to do the same thing too? And don't speak while I am!"

"...let him go even though I caught him red handed. As I am a teacher, I did the right thing. And, you should be the one who shut up! And, no, look, Kyungsoo, from seeing what happened to that boy Kyungja won't even dare to touch the butt of it."

"Just because you are a teacher doesn't mean you can do whatever to the students! Look, I know you used to be a police officer but that is not what we used to do in a school. In here, we talk the matters with the students, not forcing them to."

"He's a teenager, dude, he won't change by talking with! He needs some-"

"No, he doesn't. Just when would you learn that kids need someone to talk their problems to. He smoke, means he may have some problem that he just can not get rid of!"

"Look-"

Someone clears his throat from the back, catching the two men's attentions, "Uh, I'm here to talk to Mr. Park, I was told to wait here. I'm Mr. Kong, my son, he chewed gum during classroom."

Kyungsoo looks at Chanyeol in disbelief, "You called his parents just because he chewed gum in your class?"

"I did the right thing, because he chewed loudly and I can't concentrate on the teaching?" Chanyeol fights back, the man is forgotten.

"He was just chewing a gum. A freaking, fucking gum! You can tell him to throw it." Kyungsoo wails his arms around, which he always does whenever they fight.

"I told him, okay. I told him to throw the gum, twice. You know what he did? He glares at me as he continued to chew with his open mouth. That's disgusting!"

"You can just force him to throw! Like you always did. Calling their parents is-"

"Will you two shut the fuck up!" The man yelled above their voices, "You have been fighting like an old couple ever since you get in here, and isn't my son's behavior the reason you called me here and not to listen to you two yelling at each other for hours?!" The two teachers shut their mouth as they look at the man, "What I'm trying to say is that I'm in a hurry and please, if you can be a little bit more serious."