Aries: there is no seatbelts on this death machine
Taurus: that's because......... I ATE THEM DUM DUN DAAAHHH
Gemini: no surprise Taurus sit back down
Leo: I can't believe I've been seen on a bus *covers face with mask*
Cancer: I LOVE RIDING THE BUS! *kills bus driver and takes over*
Virgo: lmfao you go cancer show him who's boss
Libra: *kicks down window* SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS! *jumps out window for no apparent reason*
Scorpio: finally the trash took out itself
Sagittarius: lmfao I'm coming Libra* jumps out window too*
Capricorn: *is in private jet* PEASANTS!!
Aquarius: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND
Pisces: guys.....I think this is illegal
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the zodiacs
RandomI might sometimes do little short stories for zodiac and stuff Enjoy 😊