The signs on a bus

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Aries: there is no seatbelts on this death machine

Taurus: that's because......... I ATE THEM DUM DUN DAAAHHH

Gemini: no surprise Taurus sit back down

Leo: I can't believe I've been seen on a bus *covers face with mask*

Cancer: I LOVE RIDING THE BUS! *kills bus driver and takes over*

Virgo: lmfao you go cancer show him who's boss

Libra: *kicks down window* SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS! *jumps out window for no apparent reason*

Scorpio: finally the trash took out itself

Sagittarius: lmfao I'm coming Libra* jumps out window too*

Capricorn: *is in private jet* PEASANTS!!

Aquarius: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND

Pisces: guys.....I think this is illegal

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