the zodiacs

The signs as useless powers

Aries: ability to change eye color

Taurus: ability to eat endlessly without feeling full

Gemini: ability to brush teeth without wetting the toothbrush first

Cancer: ability to vomit on command

Leo: ability to smell things from far away

Virgo: ability to sneeze really quietly

Libra: ability to summon buckets at all times

Scorpio: ability to turn the lights off without getting up

Sagittarius: ability to walk in any height of heels

Capricorn: ability to burp caramel

Aquarius: ability to talk to comic sans

Pisces: ability to not be scared by the toaster when your toast is done