Aries: ability to change eye color
Taurus: ability to eat endlessly without feeling full
Gemini: ability to brush teeth without wetting the toothbrush first
Cancer: ability to vomit on command
Leo: ability to smell things from far away
Virgo: ability to sneeze really quietly
Libra: ability to summon buckets at all times
Scorpio: ability to turn the lights off without getting up
Sagittarius: ability to walk in any height of heels
Capricorn: ability to burp caramel
Aquarius: ability to talk to comic sans
Pisces: ability to not be scared by the toaster when your toast is done
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the zodiacs
RandomI might sometimes do little short stories for zodiac and stuff Enjoy 😊