the zodiacs

100% things your sign probably does

Aries: says something that's kinda inaudible and then just says "nvm" and starts awkwardly laughing when asked about what they just said.

Taurus: randomly just starts yelling their opinion or response with absolutely no filter.

Gemini: suddenly and drastically changes something about their appearance every now and then for no particular reason.

Cancer: you always have those spontaneous moments where you don't interact with anyone or become a sarcastic twat.

Leo: suddenly starts laughing about something and no one knows what's funny and it's probably pretty stupid but they keep laughing anyways.

Virgo: always keeps their bag or their room super messy for some reason and no matter how much they "try" it always goes back to its original state.

Libra: tends to spontaneously act super childish and child-like, it's almost as a kid spontaneously possesses you

Scorpio: happens to just stare at people when they talk to you and. We get the impression that you hate us and are mentally cutting our soul apart

Sagittarius: sometimes just suddenly begins to sarcastically argue with people and act like a sarcastic asshole

Capricorn: sometimes acts really cold with people all of a sudden and everyone becomes confused af as to why they're being cold

Aquarius: randomly starts contradicting people for absolutely no reason and defends their point, even if the person they're arguing with and themselves knows they are wrong, and no one knows why they do this. (I got Taurus vibes from this)

Pisces: does this thing where they remember things that didn't actually happen and somehow they manage to convince themselves it did. (Same. But it's probably people that are Pisces tend to have terrible memories)