the zodiacs

How the signs got into hell

Aries: rode a fucking motorcycle in

Taurus: took satan out to dinner so satan let them into the hell squad

Gemini: has been apart of satin's squad all along, passing him evil secrets about the other signs

Cancer: they were on the path to be in heaven then they messed it up in the very end and ended up in hell idk how

Leo: "hell is the new thing, everyone is going there now"

Virgo: they need things clean in hell too ya know

Libra: was is heaven then fucked up and dated one of the devils and it ended badly

Scorpio: is satan

Sagittarius: with Aries man fuckin shit up

Capricorn: to cold and calculating for heaven, evil geniuses belong in hell

Aquarius: bribed the devils that blocked the entrance with weed, even tho they didn't have to

Pisces: fell in love with satan, they are a beautiful couple

Satan kept on correcting to Santa 😂
Thank you for reading
~Jade