Aries: rode a fucking motorcycle in
Taurus: took satan out to dinner so satan let them into the hell squad
Gemini: has been apart of satin's squad all along, passing him evil secrets about the other signs
Cancer: they were on the path to be in heaven then they messed it up in the very end and ended up in hell idk how
Leo: "hell is the new thing, everyone is going there now"
Virgo: they need things clean in hell too ya know
Libra: was is heaven then fucked up and dated one of the devils and it ended badly
Scorpio: is satan
Sagittarius: with Aries man fuckin shit up
Capricorn: to cold and calculating for heaven, evil geniuses belong in hell
Aquarius: bribed the devils that blocked the entrance with weed, even tho they didn't have to
Pisces: fell in love with satan, they are a beautiful couple
Satan kept on correcting to Santa 😂
Thank you for reading
~Jade
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the zodiacs
AléatoireI might sometimes do little short stories for zodiac and stuff Enjoy 😊