Aries: due to personal reasons I will be kicking my own ass
Taurus: due to personal reason I am eating lasagna in my shower
Gemini: due to personal reasons I will be back on my bullshit
Cancer: due to personal reasons I will be isolating myself and bottling up my feelings
Leo: due to personal reasons I will be buying a bikini with my Dad's credit car
Virgo: due to personal reasons I will be selling skin care products to people from high school on Facebook
Libra: due to personal reasons I will not be holding myself accountable for my actions
Scorpio: due to personal reasons I will be drinking an entire bottle of wine
Sagittarius: due to personal reasons I will be shedding my skin and traveling as a disembodied spirit
Capricorn: due to personal reasons I am going to smoke another blunt
Aquarius: due to personal reasons I will be hurling myself into space
Pisces: due to personal reasons I will continue being an awesome potato
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the zodiacs
De TodoI might sometimes do little short stories for zodiac and stuff Enjoy 😊
