the zodiacs

What the signs say when they stub their toe

*warning strong language used*

Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!! *breaks down door*

Taurus: SHIT MAN!!

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!!!

Cancer: fuck *sobs* you *sobbing intensifies*

Leo: *screams while lying face down in a bed*

Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEED WEARING SHOES!!

Libra: goodbye cruel world

Scorpio: *rips off door hinges* NO MORE!!

Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP!

Capricorn: *bites their fist* no I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken

Aquarius: BUT THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!!

Pisces: BUT WHY MEEEE!!!!