the zodiacs

The signs with their children

Aries: ah yes.....6 months...perfect age to start boxing classes

Taurus: *uses baby carrier on teenager*

Gemini: listen buddy, I don't care what you did at pre-school ima tell you bout MY day

Cancer: *rushes kid to hospital after they stubbed their toe*

Leo: *is prepared to fight their kids bullies*

Virgo: *pulls out a calculus textbook* STORY TIME!!

Libra: the mom in "Stacy's mom"

Scorpio: a lullaby? Alright baby..... bitches ain't shit they ain't saying nothing....a hundred mutha fuckas

Sagittarius: *newborn vomits on them* what the.....i did not raise you to be like this

Capricorn: beautiful baby right? Well, not as beautiful as me but... you know, we all can't be so blessed

Aquarius: *burns their kids HW*
You don't need this...it's all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming

Pisces: *sees their baby sleeping* what an asshole...why tf can't that be me