Aries: ah yes.....6 months...perfect age to start boxing classes
Taurus: *uses baby carrier on teenager*
Gemini: listen buddy, I don't care what you did at pre-school ima tell you bout MY day
Cancer: *rushes kid to hospital after they stubbed their toe*
Leo: *is prepared to fight their kids bullies*
Virgo: *pulls out a calculus textbook* STORY TIME!!
Libra: the mom in "Stacy's mom"
Scorpio: a lullaby? Alright baby..... bitches ain't shit they ain't saying nothing....a hundred mutha fuckas
Sagittarius: *newborn vomits on them* what the.....i did not raise you to be like this
Capricorn: beautiful baby right? Well, not as beautiful as me but... you know, we all can't be so blessed
Aquarius: *burns their kids HW*
You don't need this...it's all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion comingPisces: *sees their baby sleeping* what an asshole...why tf can't that be me
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the zodiacs
RandomI might sometimes do little short stories for zodiac and stuff Enjoy 😊