the zodiacs

When the signs see someone they hate

Aries: *flips them off*

Taurus: oh look I'm getting a call *pretends they are on the phone*

Gemini: lookin good haha *snorts in disgust*

Cancer: *waves* it's not there fault I don't like them

Leo: *puts fake smile on* oh hi oh my god long time no see how are you *nods* ok well I have to go so bye

Virgo: *puts head down* *rushes past them*

Libra: don't panic they probably won't even see you just don't make eye contact

Scorpio: I'll just pretend that I was in a wreck and lost my memory or something like that

Sagittarius: oh shit. Okay just keep walking don't look up just walk as fast as you ca-FUCK

Capricorn: something about their face makes me want to smash a brick against their face

Aquarius: I really don't like you please don't talk or look at me

Pisces: *pretends they don't hear them*