Last time on "ghetto peppa x shrek"
~Spongecunt- P-Patrick...your here...why?
Patdik- I...I'm here to...
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Patdik- I...I'm here to... I'm here to fuck you.... PEPPA
everyone look like they've seen a ghost. The room went silent and peppa was pointing at peppa to get her attention
Patdik- well? What do you say peppa baby?
Peppa was in shock, she couldn't believe her ears, she couldn't believe what she heard from this nigga. All that can come out of her mouth in that instance was....
Bad bhadbie peppa- nigga get the fuck out my house wit chi booboo the fool looking ass-
Peppa was interrupted by Shrek
Big daddy shrek- be nice to him or else imma eat my own dick tonight and leave you with my shit hoe
Peppa shut her mouth real quick and sat down on one of the couches as shrek continued the conversation with pitpatdick
Big daddy shrek- Aii nigga, what the hell was you saying?
Pitpatdik- well I was here to get my wife, peppa. So move out my way you stanky ass monster
Peppa started crying, how could this be happening, she doesn't even know who this pink dick nigga is, all she wants is to live happily with shrek and their herpes tree and AIDS babies
Bhadie peppa- please leave! I don't want you! I want shrek!! He's the only man I'll ever love!
Peppa starts to cry for no reason, all she wanted to do was to make a scene. And that's the only thing she was good at
Big daddy shrek- you know what? I don't love that fat ass pig bitch, her pussy is rancid and she likes FURRIES (I have no problem with furries DONT COME AT ME MAN!)
Patrick was furious at what he just heard
Patdik- SHE WHAT????
Big daddy shrek- you heard me pussy boi, this bitch likes furries
Patdik- that's fine, I wasn't here for her anyways...I was actually here for...
To be continued..
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ghetto Peppa x shrek
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