Spongebob Chan- I....I have a secret..that I've been keeping from you... Squidward senpai
Squidward senpai- what is it my love? *holds onto spongepoop tightly*
tïñŷ dîk mästêr- eww what the fuck, spongshit stop crying you ugly piece of nastiness
Spongeshit continues crying like the ugly little bitch that he is throughout the entire night. In the morning time of when things start to get more interesting..
~in the morning~
Ghëttø pêppå- aye yo wake y'all asses up
Pêppå hasn't slept because of shrek, she couldn't stop thinking of how shrexy he was.
tïñŷ dîk mästêr- shut yo herpy ass up bitch, I'm woke
däddŷ måstër $hrêk- calm your tits and stop complainin' goddamnit
Knock knock knock
There is another knock on the door, they all look at each other stupidly, and Pêppå answers the door
Ghëttø måstër Pêppå- *opens the door* who the fuck at my door at this hour? I will give you herpes, HIV, and AIDs
It was Patrick, he showed up to get the love of his live back
Patdik- bitch, I have all of those *comes in* where's spongecunt?
Captin squirt-squirt- get out of here! He's not yours!!
Spongecunt was sleep when Patrick came in, and he was sleeping in a pose that made it look like he was dead
Patdik- OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HIM!! CAPTIN SQURIT SQURIT, ILL KILL YOU!!
Captain squirt- COME AT ME BITCH!
spongecunt wakes up from all the yelling that was going about
Spongecunt- P-Patrick...your here...why?
Patdik- I...I'm here too...
~To be continued~
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ghetto Peppa x shrek
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