lunacy (jd x reader)

nine

I hated this.

I hate being sick.

"Baby, you haven't been feeling well so I snuck out of homeroom and bought you some soup."

"J!" I laughed. But the more I laughed the more I needed to throw up.

"Thank you." I smiled, kissing him.

"Anytime babe. Now I better run back before they get suspicious or think I'm dead. I love you." He kissed my forehead.

"Love you too."

Geez. What would I do without this man?

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"Ever think you could be pregnant?"

"Psht. Apo, please."

"I'm not joking. You and Jason have been...y'knowing..a lot. Have you been on the pill?"

I widened my eyes.

Not because I needed to throw up, but because I may be pregnant and JD doesn't even know.

"Has he used protection?"

Ha! Not even once..

"Can you buy me a test? Just in case.."

"Do you want me to call JD?"

"No..I'll do that."

Yeets

"You're..telling me right now?"

"I just found out..baby I'm sorry. I still don't know if it's positive or negative."

He ran his fingers through his hair and covered his face.

"Baby?"

He let out a menacing laugh.

"Baby..?"

He laughed louder, removing his hands from his face.

At this point, I was terrified.

I haven't seen him act so..peril.

He wiped away laughter tears.

"What..?"

"Ahah..hah..wow..heh..heheh..that was...hahah.."

"Do you think its a joke?"

"No..heheh.."

"Then what are you laughing for?!"

"Heheh..hell, I don't even know! Ahah!!"

"Baby, please, you're scaring me.."

"IM scaring YOU?!"

I laid silent.

"What about all the bodies?! All the dead bodies?!"

"J! Please, my sister is gonna know!"

"SO, HELL LET IT BE THAT WAY!" He laughed.

"JASON FUCKING DEAN CONTROL YOURSELF!" I slapped him.

He held his cheek and looked at me.

"You're...you're right baby..I'm sorry. I didn't mean to act like that."

"It's okay." I held his hand.

He grabbed my hand and kissed it. "You're always forgiving me."

"Because I know you deserve it. And I can't hold grudges. Not even short ones."

He chuckled.

"Go take the test." He smiled.

.............

"Negative." I smiled.

"Woo!" He put his fist in the air.

"Thank God because I'm not ready to be a father."

"And I'm not ready to have 9 months of throwing up, cramps, and cravings."

He chuckled.

"Baby?"

"Yes, meine liebe?" He pressed his forehead against mine.

"Tomorrow's my birthday, y'know that right?"

"Oh..yeah, of course! I have the best present for you." He smiled.

"You do?"

"Of course! I'm your boyfriend, after all."

"What is it? A 7/11 trip?" I laughed.

"Heheh.."

"Oh my go--"

"Hey! Let's drive around, how about that?"

"Darn Jason Dean."

"Darn Alyssa Abernathy." He winked.