"And the whole frase "I'm a slut and pregnant" is now shortened to "flerpaderp"
"So pregnant is now preggo"
"A new word for bitch is bongdong"
"[Brooke] your water broke"
"It would suck to have DD....as lockers"
"MY SHOULDERS look great tho"
"Three types of couples..."
"The firey wanna have sex"
"The deep emotional bond"
"The old married couple"
"The baby is humping my finger"
"Your dating my grandpa"
"I could go for some MOTHER FUCKING DRUGS"
"Two lesbian mothers"
"Get your facts right whore"
"I just want to hold a baby"
"Imma fuck some weed too
And make weed babies
The weebies
WEEBIES"
"Did u know Romeo was a caper
Vaper*
Cuz he had a jule"
"ILL FILL IT WITH A WEEBIES ORGASM"
"Her finger swelled like a radish"
"I got a lunch detention by throwing a meat stick at a vegan"
"Vegan sister, I bit her finger....NO SHE PUT HER FINGER IN MY MOUTH"
"I had sex with five women in this game"
"Im dating my Aunt"
"He's the mom.com"
"I feel less slulty today"
Featuring my "daughter"
"We'll just gossip about him"
"Pickles are cursed"
"His lips are like Kylie"
"Is it weed or caffeine"
"Can I just strangle him"
"MOM YOU SHOULD JUST GROUND HIM!!! PLEASE!!"
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A/N: I have no intentions to offend anybody or hurt anybody please ask if you would like context behind a quotes. Again my friends and I are just having fun with each other NOT meant to offend anybody.
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In The Mind Of Troubled Youth
AcakMy friend that says the most random things and I with another friend are always dying from what they say because if you hear them out of context you will look weirdly at us. You will not understand at all. So I have decided to write them all down. I...
