Bucky: yeah the history books know about Steve's asthma and everything but they don't know about his worst illness
Sam: what's that?
Bucky: it's called dumbass disease
Steve [in the background]: no I don't need a parachute
Bucky: and it's incurable
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Random~thєrє wαѕ αn ídєα tσ вríng tσgєthєr α grσup σf rєmαrkαвlє pєσplє tσ ѕєє íf wє cσuld вєcσmє ѕσmєthíng mσrє~ ~A collection of my favorite headcannons and incorrect marvel quotes~ ~some gay shit so you have been warned~
