Peter, who can life up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
Tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool okay
Peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
Concrete: *cracks*
Tony, whispering: what the fuck
Tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? that's like-
Peter, thinkin about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to life the weight of my sins, yes
Tony: ????
Thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield
Peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGRY SHREK ATTACK
Thor: ......nvm
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