Thor, encountering a Roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do?
Peter [completely deadpan]: his name is dj Roomba and he's my only friend
Thor, upset and concerned: but I am your friend, young peter....
Peter [voice cracking]: I know, mr. thor
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