Bucky: my boyfriend isn't home and I forget the English word for this thing and it's bAD
Peter: I WILL ASSIST?
Bucky: you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but changes homes sometimes
Peter: Hermit Crab??
Bucky: THAT'S THE BITCH
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ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇs~ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs
Random~thєrє wαѕ αn ídєα tσ вríng tσgєthєr α grσup σf rєmαrkαвlє pєσplє tσ ѕєє íf wє cσuld вєcσmє ѕσmєthíng mσrє~ ~A collection of my favorite headcannons and incorrect marvel quotes~ ~some gay shit so you have been warned~
