You Teach Him a Dance

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Also a favorite of mine to write! I literally matched the dance to who I thought it would suit best! Let me know in the comments if you agree, or disagree, with my choices x

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LUKE: (Shmoney) Oh gosh I saved this one specifically for Luke! I think because of his broad shoulders he would look funny, but be good at doing the shmoney dance. So like, you would be studying for school while your iTunes library played softly in the background. Luke would be helping - like running flash cards and definitions with you. Just as you're about to tell him the definition to loquacious, you hear Hot N*gga come on. Luke doesn't seem to notice, but you're mumbling the lyrics under your breath as you continue this flash card "lightening round". Now we /all/ know that one part in the song where everyone's head seems to go down, and right before it come on, you hop of your bed. "B*tch caught a body 'bout a week agooooo!" You couldn't help it but the song is infectious and you just had to hit it. Luke watched amused at how you could go from studying diligently, to dancing. When you were done, you hopped back on the bed returning to the study guide. But Luke wasn't having it. "What was that?" "The shmoney dance duh." "I've never heard of it." You were shocked as the whole movement had been on vine, but then you remembered that Luke didn't have a vine account. Still, it was big on Twitter too right? "Well do you wanna learn how to do it?" And then the process would begin! Of course poor Luke would be stiff at first and moving way too much. "Make sure you sorta tip your feet so you move to your toes, but then back down. The dance is pretty subtle, so don't tilt your shoulders too much either. Head down." After a few test trials, he would have made obvious progress. But once you put that music on, Luke would get /into it/! And when I mean into I mean, his head would be low and he would put his own flare on it! I mean c'mon I think he would be really good! Of course you had to make a video to show the fans ;)

MICHAEL: (Yeet) When you arrived to your high school prom, the party was in full swing. Michael was your date of course and just kept commenting on how long it's been since he saw a school gymnasium. "It hasn't even been that long. You're just used to packed stadiums." You caught up with your girlfriends and introduced them to Michael. "Where are all the guys?" You asked, referring to the group of rowdy boys you basically called your brothers. "They're on the dance floor being fools." One of the girls pointed toward the middle of the floor where the guys were huddled around each other dancing. "Whoa, are they fighting?" Michael asked already headed over there. Once he got closer he noticed they were just throwing their arms around. "They're doing the yeet babe. Don't worry." "What's a yeet?" "It's a stupid dance. I barely know what to do besides doing a powerful throwing of the arms to the left." The next morning you woke up to an empty bed and loud music. You went downstairs to investigate and saw Michael doing the yeet! "Babe! I learned how to do the dance from last night. Turns out it started from this vine video of this guy throwing a CD. When he threw it, he yelled 'YEET' and that's where the name's from." You laugh in amazement as he rambled on and on about this silly dance. "Did you stay up all night and look this stuff up?" "No just got up early. Do you want me to teach you?"

CALUM: (Twerking) Virtually, you can twerk to almost anything now a day. There are also different forms of twerking, some more ratchet than others. Twerking is very fun for you; you tend to ignore the things being said about the dance craze, and just do what you want. Every time you twerked, you laughed since you enjoy yourself. One of the newer songs you love to twerk to is Anaconda. How could you resist especially when the song is basically talking about butts! Calum is a butt guy - don't fight me on this - and enjoys your somewhat passion for the "art form" as he calls it. For some reason, every time you twerk, Calum is lurking in the back watching you. It's a bit creepy but flattering nonetheless. This afternoon you were cleaning and put the song on to have some fun with your chores. You were sweeping, twerking, and rapping the song out loud to yourself, or so you thought. Calum watched as you used the broom handle as a microphone and couldn't help but laugh at your impeccable rap skills. "Why don't you just twerk with me?" you asked once you turned around. "Because." "Because what?" "Because I'm a small Scottish boy." "Oh c'mon both your, and Ashton's excuse is bullshit. Everyone knows that you're just embarrassed you would do it wrong." "No! I could twerk a million times better than him. I mean have you seen these buns hun?" You laughed and pulled Calum to the middle of your living room. First, you gave Calum a demonstration on the right stance to take once you being twerking. "Legs a little over shoulder width apart, knees bent, and back arched but not too much. Place your hands on your knees for support and bend over. It's like you're going to do a squat." Once you said that, Calum got the positioning right as he does squats often. "Now isolate your beautiful booty and move it up and down. Slowly at first." He tried, but you noticed his knees bouncing. "Don't use your knees. That's an often mistake. You should feel it in your lower back muscles." "This seems more like a workout than a dance." "Well dancing is a workout isn't it?" After another 20 minutes, Calum had gotten the hang of things. He was a lot better than some of these girls online and that was your goal. "Ready to try it with music?" "I guess so." You put Anaconda back on and gave Calum a brief explanation, "you twerk to the beat of the bass which changes often in a song." When the hook came on, you began to twerk so Calum followed. He was watching you more than listening to the beat, but he still kept the rhythm. You usually do a tick from left to right, but for Calum's sake, you decided to keep it the simple up and down motion. Guess you found your couple's activity!

ASHTON: (Double tap) I don't care what you say Ashton would /body/ this dance. Your best friend's sweet sixteen would be coming up but it wouldn't be the traditional formal sweet sixteen party. Y/BF/N is more of a hood girl and would want a club themed party. She had asked you to help her look up some double-tap mixes to get the party jumping. You took your butt to sound cloud, home of the amateur dj's, and began searching. You found a few good mixes, but one of your favorites was 'Bish Whet' remixed by Marquis Trill. You loved how he incorporated Drake toward the end of the song and Young Dro. The booming bass would have everyone moving so you had to add it to the set list. "Baby, what's that noise?" "What noise? This?" You turned the song up and Ashton came in the room to confirm he meant the music. "This isn't noise this is double tap!" "What the hell is double tap?" "Well it's a dance style. It's like whining or grinding in a club, except you hold the girl and practically slam her ass into your crotch." "Sounds violent." "Eh, for now. But it's sorta fun and when it happens, the crowd goes /crazy/." You looked up a video to show him. "Oh I know how to do that." "Really? Then show me." You got his backpack from the corner and told him to show you on that as most of the boys in your school do. Putting on your favorite mix, you did it with him but using a stuffed animal. Now this is what I envision: Ashton has huge hands which would allow him to have a good grip; plus his biceps are huge so that would give him a lot of strength to really pull and push. "If you want, bend your knees and glide from side to side during the slow parts instead of stopping." "I got it, I got it." And surely he did. Ashton would be a pro and he would even make his sexy drumming faces. When the song ended, he would drop the bag, proud of himself. "Alright, now let me try it on you."

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