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2:37am

-> BillDorr
What's up, dawgs?

-> mellyfaith
oh no

-> mellyfaith
Not this again

-> emmaperk
Why are you guys up??

-> mellyfaith
I can tell you why Bill's up :)

-> paulmatt
Emma, why are you up?

-> BillDorr
Because slEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, PAUL

-> emmaperk
Oh I get what's going on now

-> TedRich
jesus christ NOT AGAIN, BILL

-> mellyfaith
Basically, Emma, every now and then, Bill gets drunk off apple juice

-> BillDorr
Did you guys know that astronauts make out in space cubicles????#?#,?

-> emmaperk
how tf do you get drunk off of apple juice?

-> TedRich
He's just that much of a lightweight

-> BillDorr
iS tHaT a tHrEaT, tEd?!,$*(?@

-> BillDorr
Don't fight me because I have the power of gOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

-> emmaperk
I like drunk Bill

-> paulmatt
You'll get used to it

-> mellyfaith
And then you'll hate it :)))

-> BillDorr
I WANT A DOG

-> BillDorr
I WANT 27 DOGS

-> emmaperk
LETS DO IT, BILL

-> TedRich
Emma no

-> emmaperk
emma yes

-> mellyfaith
wait Emma that's genius

-> paulmatt
what?

-> mellyfaith
If you can't beat them, join them

-> mellyfaith
You know that saying?

-> TedRich
melissa no

-> emmaperk
melissa yes

-> mellyfaith
melissa yes

-> mellyfaith
great minds think alike

-> BillDorr
mOaNA

-> mellyfaith
MAKE WAYYYYY MAKE WAYYYY

-> emmaperk
CONSIDER THE COCONUT

-> TedRich
GO TO BED

-> emmaperk
that's not the lyrics, Ted

-> paulmatt
I didn't like that movie

-> BillDorr
oH YOU DIDNT LIKE THAT MOVIE?@?%("?

-> BillDorr
THE ONE YOU TOOK MY DAUGTHTNER TO GO SEE?@,$'M

-> mellyfaith
and the tea spills

-> emmaperk
and the plot thickens

-> paulmatt
calm down, Bill

-> BillDorr
I WILL NOT

-> BillDorr
Are you guy's afraid of death?

-> mellyfaith
of course?

-> paulmatt
I guess

-> emmaperk
no, I kinda want it to take me already

-> TedRich
nah, fear is for the weak

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