Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo? Girl Contestant: Amangpulo.
Host: What was the very first gift that you gave your girlfriend? Male Contestant: Mmm... Taptoy.
Host: What taptoy? Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.
Host: What's your ideal age for marriage? Girl: Uhm .... uhm .... I am not sure.... Host: Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less. Girl Uhmm... more. (Crowd booing...) Sige, sige. Less, less....
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines? Girl Contestant: Bocaue. Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philip- pines! Why Bocaue? Girl Contestant: Because it's a magnificent place. Host: Which part of Bocaue? Girl Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
(At the Little Miss Philippines Beauty Pageant) Host: Anong gusto mo paglaki mo? Girl: Maging lalaki po!
Host: Who's your favorite author? Contestant: Danielle Steele. Host: Why Danielle Steele? Contestant: Because, because...Danielle Steele, I like best.
Host: How would you like me to address you? Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
Host: What is your best feature? Contestant: My graduation feature.
Host: So tell us, why did join this contest? Contestant: Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you!
Host: What do you want to be after you graduate? Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito? Contestant: BRA!
Host: What is you favorite motto? Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I!
Host: What would you like to say to foreigners? Contestant: Please come back.
(At a gay beauty contest) Host: What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you? Contestant: (Stops, thinks, and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant? Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading... Ano nga po ulit yung question?
Host: What is the essence of being gay? Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!
Host: What is the essence of a man? Contestant: Testicles!
Host: What is your typical day? Contestant: I think Saturday po!
Host: Which part of your body is your best asset? Contestant: Si Melanie Marquez po!
Host: What is your favorite motto? Contestant : (After a long pause..) I don't have a motto, eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The audience starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!") Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it? Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)
Host: So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable? Contestant: I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans, and what's that? KALABASH?
Host: What is your motto? Contestant: Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala!
Host: Who is your favorite fictional character? Girl: JOSE RIZAL!
Host: Who is your favorite hero then? Girl: Hulk Hogan.
Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be? Girl Contestant: Mmmm... a bumble bee!
Host: What is your edge over the other contestants? Girl Contestant: My edge... 23 years old.
Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage? Girl: Between 24 and 25!
Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now? Girl: I'll be 28.
Host: Describe your love one in three words. Girl: Kahit nga po one word, kaya ko. Host: OK, sige! Girl: In one word, MY LIFE!
Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be? Girl: Power of Attorney!
Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author? Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare. Host: Which works of Shakespeare? Girl: Hindi ko po alam, eh. Host: But he's your favorite. Girl: Eh kasi patay na po sya, eh.
Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today? Girl: Drugs. Host: Why? Girl: Mahal po, eh!
Host: What makes you blush? Girl: Blush on!
Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
Oops! Ang larawang ito ay hindi sumusunod sa aming mga alituntunin sa nilalaman. Upang magpatuloy sa pag-publish, subukan itong alisin o mag-upload ng bago.
