Author's POV~
Canada will be kinda annoying in this and I'll make him the older brother in this one shot.
America came back home limping after his 'innocent' night with his boyfriend Russia, "Damn, it seems he had no mercy on me tonight" America chuckled quietly to himself. He slowly opened the house door praying that the rest of his family was asleep, he sighed in relief when he saw all the house lights off meaning that his family was fast asleep. He tip toed very softly and slowly as he walked in the house knowing the floor can be noisy and creaky, "Had fun Meri?" A voice out of nowhere said making America jump through his skin. The lights suddenly turned on revealing his brother Canada on the couch looking rather pissed. America was expecting his dad Britain to catch him, "Alright, where have you been?!" Canada exclaimed towering over him, America was kinda imitated since Canada was taller than him.
"I-uh, went to go hang out with G-Germany!" America stuttered with a sweat drop. "I just texted Germany minutes ago before you came." Canada stated glaring a little, "Ok fine! I was with Russia! Have a problem!?" America said pissed off. Canada was taken back a little, "Yea I do have a problem with it! Why are you dating that commie anyway?!" Canada argued. "Well because he's more than just a commie! He's caring, loving and so much more!" America argued back fist clenching in anger, "How about you just- wait, what the hell are those on your neck!?" Canada said pointing to America's neck which was covered in hickies.
America panicked, "I-I fell and bruised my neck!" America knew that excuse was beyond stupid. Canada looked closely at America's neck, "Those are hickies!" Canada said gritting his teeth. "Now be honest, what did you and Russia do?" Canada said already about to walk out of the house with his best axe, "I-uh..." America tried to make another excuse but got cut off. "America, one more lie and so help me-" Canada said clenching his fists tightly. "We did it! Ok!?" America said with his eye twitching in annoyance.
Canada was quiet for a moment, "You WHAT!? Canada yelled making America flinch. Thank God the rest of the family are deep sleepers. "Why!? Just why!? You are only 170 years old! That's way to young!" Canada exclaimed angry,(170 years old is like 17 in country years) "Times change bud, I'm done with this. Goodnight." America stated tiredly walking upstairs to his room leaving Canada fuming.
Next day
Canada made sure to wake up extra early then everyone in the house so he can have a friendly chit-chat with America's boyfriend, he didn't even bother to eat breakfast and rushed out of the door.
Russia was not amused when he heard loud banging on his house door at 3AM in the morning, he knew damn well it isn't his cute boyfriend banging loudly like that especially so early. He opened the door a little surprised to see America's older sibling, shit. Russia thought before attempting to slam the door close but Canada caught it with his foot. Shit.Shit.Shit was all Russia thought backing up a bit as Canada successfully open the door and stepping in.
Canada showed a sweet sinister smile as he approached Russia who was sweating nervously, "So...Did ya had fun with my little brother yesterday night?" Canada said his sinister smile getting bigger. I'm screwed Russia thought sweating even more, "Not gonna answer huh? Well..." Canada then slammed his best axe on the wall only 7 inches away from Russia's face. "Stay.Away.From.Him." Canada death glared at Russia then left out of the door leaving Russia speechless, "tch." Russia said under his breath. "I'll still be with him no matter what you do Pancake boy." Russia smirked.
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FanficI love the anime, but this is NOT Hetalia! Also, yeah I'm shipping nations. In my defence there are other ships that is blood cell x blood cell, planet x planet, app x app etc out there! So give me some slack y'all! ♡♡♡