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CH Jokes

X-mas is like 4 days away, and I'm debating on what to get for my best friend-

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Mexico: "Come on Ame get out of the closet and tell the truth!"

America: "Fine! I'm a big bisexual and I hooked up with Russia after you two broke up!"

Mexico:

America:

Mexico: NOT what I meant but, que mierda."

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Canada:

Australia: "Nadá you ok mate? You have standing in the same place for 17 minutes.

Canada: "You know how Ame has like 51 kids?"

Australia: "Yeah..?"

Canada: "He says that all the states are adopted, if that's true then what the hell was he thinking adopting that many kids? So there's a chance that the states aren't adopted and America was just whoring around.

Australia: "Canada, I think that's enough maple syrup for today-"

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America: "Hey bro, what's going today? Why does most of the Slavic countries look sad as ever?"

Canada: "Their dad, the USSR, had just pass away 7 hours ago."

America: "About time, I thought that poison will never kick in-"

Belarus(teleporting out of nowhere): "What."

America: "What-"

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Canada: "I made pornhub!"

Japan: "I created hentai!"

America: "And I made playboy!"

Vatican City: "You guys are the reason why I have nightmares."

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Alaska: "C-C-C..."