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Nicknames

Author's POV~

Lots of the countries around the world will give other countries nicknames since most of the countries names are ethier to complex to pronounce or are ridiculously long, sometimes the nicknames are nice or is used for flirting. But other times the nicknames are annoying and used for teasing, America has to deal with annoying nicknames and nice nicknames sadly. Some countries will call America regular nicknames like 'Ame' or 'Murica', but most countries will get a good kick out of it by calling America annoying nicknames like 'Amy', 'Meri, or 'Rica' which pissed America off sometimes. "Rica! Amy! Meri!" Russia called trying to get the smaller country's attention or reaction, America was trying his best to ignore Russia in hopes he will stop calling him those nicknames.

He's 100% sure that Russia loves getting him angry to just for his entertainment, 'bastard.' America thought looking at his phone still trying to ignore Russia's shouting. Russia was kinda getting frustrated since he can clearly see that America is ignoring him on purpose, the only reason Russia is trying so desperately to get America's attention was because he loves seeing the guy pout or get angry. America was like a angry puppy when he's mad, which Russia finds adorable.

"AmyMeriRicaaaa!!~" Russia yelled putting the nicknames together to make a mocking expression of the word 'America', that's when America snapped. "Ok! What the hell do you want Russia!?" America shouted face red with anger and cheeks puffed up, Russia smirked. "There it is." Russia said finding America's angry expression very cute, America's face then turned to blushing. "Wha-" America couldn't even finish when Russia picked him up and put him over his shoulder, America thrashed and kick demanding Russia to put him down. But of course Russia didn't even listen, the thrashing and kicking didn't bother him at all since his body was tough as a rock.

America finally gave up feeling the lost of energy from moving around to much, "I...will bury you 7 feet under...in your sleep..." America said obviously exhausted. "How cute.~" Russia chuckled, America eventually fell asleep in Russia's arms. Russia blushed when he saw America's sleeping drooling face, "Russia~San! What happen to America~Senpai?" Japan said popping out of nowhere making Russia jump a little. "Ah, America is just sleeping so I'm taking him home with me." Russia said before speed walking to avoid anymore questions from Japan, "As much I love America~Senpai, the yaoi MUST happen!" Japan said pulling out a 'rusame' fanfic with a tear majestically rolling down her eye.

Time skip~~~~

Russia carefully put America on his bed without waking up or hurting the bean, he was about to leave his room when he until he saw America shivering from the lost of warmth. Russia then got on the bed and cuddled with America which made him stop freezing, "I love you America~" Russia said thinking the other didn't hear him since he's supposedly asleep. But, "I love you to Russia~" America smirked opening his eyes. "Why you little sneaky-" Russia was cut off by a pair of soft lips.

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