Countryhumans: ♡Rusame Oneshots♡

So smol~

Author's POV~

Most people will think having a tall handsome lover will be amazing if you're short, but for America it's pretty annoying. His boyfriend Russia will take any chance just to tease or make America flustered about being smol, he will sometimes lay on top of America making it impossible for him to get up. This is how the teasing goes, "Come on Russia give back my shades!" America exclaimed in rage jumping up and down trying to take the shades from Russia's high grasp. "Hmmm...Nope, you have pretty eyes." Russia smirked holding the shades a little higher, America blushed at the little compliment.

"Come onnnn, you know I'm colorblind! I don't want be seeing you with the colors green, purple and white all day!" America groans still trying to get his shades but failing miserably. America finally had enough and kicked Russia where the sun never shines, Russia whimpered and drop America's shades as he drops to floor holding his crotch. "Why did you do that? I need this so I can use it on you tonight." Russia said smirking even though he's in a world of pain. America's face turned cherry red, he picked up his shades and stormed out of the room.

The other time it happened was when America and Russia were both in the grocery store, there was the last bottle of vodka on a high shelf. Even though Russia can obviously reach it he convinced America to get it for him because he finds it adorable and funny when the smaller country gets frustrated. "Stupid vodka, stupid boyfriend, stupid..." America was mumbling under his breath as he was trying best to at least tip the vodka on the high shelf, while Russia was snickering and recording. Then suddenly he felt someone pick him up, "Need a little help 'Merica?" Mexico said holdling America in the air. "Hehe, thanks Mexico..." America said feeling a little embarrassed, Mexico put him down when America gotten the vodka. "You know you're very ligero surprisingly." Mexico said making America blush a little in embarrassment, "Yea, thanks Mexico..." Russia said bitterly as he wrapped his arms around America's waist. Mexico nodded nervously before running off, leaving America confused.

The other time it happened was when America was laying peacefully on the couch, strolling through his phone until Russia flopped on him out of nowhere. "Russia...get...off..." America grunted struggling to get from under the taller country, "Hea, you're soft and comfortable." Russia smirked getting in a relaxing position. America finally gotten from under Russia and death glared which Russia found more adorable then imitating. "I hate you." America mumbled as he laid his head on Russia's chest, "D'aww, I love you too." Russia said giving a little peck on America's cheek.

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