Demigods on Facebook...?

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Apollo the Awesome has updated his status:

All the gods love me

I'm too great to be ignored

I am so awesome

~Comments~

Artemis: Sometimes I wonder... Why is Apollo the god of poetry?

*Athena, Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson, and 126 others like this comment*

Athena: I have no idea.

Percy Jackson: *gasps* The goddess of wisdom doesn't know something! What has the world come to?!

Athena: -_- Shut it, Perseus.

Percy Jackson: It's Percy.

Athena: Do I look like I care?

Percy Jackson: How would I know? I can't see your face while you're typing.

Annabeth Chase: Percy, stop annoying my mom. She already hates you.

Athena: This is true.

Percy Jackson: -_- I feel so loved...

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Jason Grace has updated his status:

Okay, who gave Leo skittles?

With Percy Jackson

~Comments~

Piper McLean: Oh, boy. Where is he?

Jason Grace: Where do you think? Bunker 9, as usual. I went to see what he's been up to, and he was bouncing off the walls! -_-

Percy Jackson: Yikes. Remind me not to give Leo sugar... Heyyy... Why'd you tag me? I didn't do it!

Jason Grace: I dunno, man. Maybe the note attached to the bag of skittles that said FROM PERCY!

Percy Jackson: It was a set up, I swear! I've been in my cabin all day! I bet twenty drachmas it was the Stoll brothers!

Leo Valdez: WASSUP, MAH PEEPS? Yo, Percy, got anymore candy for me?

Jason Grace: *raises eyebrows at Percy*

Percy Jackson: Don't believe him! I'm innocent, I swear!

Leo Valdez: Percy? Innocent? HA! C'mon, man! WHERE'S THE CANDY??? I'M RUNNING OUT OF SKITTLES!

Chiron: Percy... What have I told you about giving Leo candy? And you're late for archery class!

Leo Valdez: PONY!

Chiron: ...I'm just going to ignore that -_-

Percy Jackson: I. Didn't. Give. Him. Candy! And come on, Chiron! Do I have to go to archery?

Chiron: Yes. And two weeks of kitchen duty for giving Leo sugar.

Percy: But- *sighs* Fine. But whoever did this is gonna get it!

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Chiron: And Jason... Make sure Leo doesn't get a hold of anymore candy.

Jason Grace: Yes, sir.

Jason Grace has logged off.

Travis Stoll: Nice prank, bro!

Connor Stoll: Have I ever had a bad prank?

Travis Stoll: Good point. Now let's get outta here before Percy finds us...

Percy Jackson has logged on.

Percy Jackson: You guys are DEAD.

Travis and Connor Stoll: *gulps*

Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, and Percy Jackson have logged off.

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A/N: Happy early Turkey Day to all you Americans! Hope you eat lots of turkey!

Till Friday! :)

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