Apollo the Awesome has updated his status:
All the gods love me
I'm too great to be ignored
I am so awesome
~Comments~
Artemis: Sometimes I wonder... Why is Apollo the god of poetry?
*Athena, Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson, and 126 others like this comment*
Athena: I have no idea.
Percy Jackson: *gasps* The goddess of wisdom doesn't know something! What has the world come to?!
Athena: -_- Shut it, Perseus.
Percy Jackson: It's Percy.
Athena: Do I look like I care?
Percy Jackson: How would I know? I can't see your face while you're typing.
Annabeth Chase: Percy, stop annoying my mom. She already hates you.
Athena: This is true.
Percy Jackson: -_- I feel so loved...
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Jason Grace has updated his status:
Okay, who gave Leo skittles?
With Percy Jackson
~Comments~
Piper McLean: Oh, boy. Where is he?
Jason Grace: Where do you think? Bunker 9, as usual. I went to see what he's been up to, and he was bouncing off the walls! -_-
Percy Jackson: Yikes. Remind me not to give Leo sugar... Heyyy... Why'd you tag me? I didn't do it!
Jason Grace: I dunno, man. Maybe the note attached to the bag of skittles that said FROM PERCY!
Percy Jackson: It was a set up, I swear! I've been in my cabin all day! I bet twenty drachmas it was the Stoll brothers!
Leo Valdez: WASSUP, MAH PEEPS? Yo, Percy, got anymore candy for me?
Jason Grace: *raises eyebrows at Percy*
Percy Jackson: Don't believe him! I'm innocent, I swear!
Leo Valdez: Percy? Innocent? HA! C'mon, man! WHERE'S THE CANDY??? I'M RUNNING OUT OF SKITTLES!
Chiron: Percy... What have I told you about giving Leo candy? And you're late for archery class!
Leo Valdez: PONY!
Chiron: ...I'm just going to ignore that -_-
Percy Jackson: I. Didn't. Give. Him. Candy! And come on, Chiron! Do I have to go to archery?
Chiron: Yes. And two weeks of kitchen duty for giving Leo sugar.
Percy: But- *sighs* Fine. But whoever did this is gonna get it!
Percy Jackson has logged off.
Chiron: And Jason... Make sure Leo doesn't get a hold of anymore candy.
Jason Grace: Yes, sir.
Jason Grace has logged off.
Travis Stoll: Nice prank, bro!
Connor Stoll: Have I ever had a bad prank?
Travis Stoll: Good point. Now let's get outta here before Percy finds us...
Percy Jackson has logged on.
Percy Jackson: You guys are DEAD.
Travis and Connor Stoll: *gulps*
Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, and Percy Jackson have logged off.
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A/N: Happy early Turkey Day to all you Americans! Hope you eat lots of turkey!
Till Friday! :)
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