Sincerely, Tushari.

I cannot even deal...

Okay, so my cousin, well idk what to really call her because the background with her and my family is strange, but whatever.

Anyway, her father died about a year ago so his wife and her family is holding this little memorial thingy for him. I'm more than ready to go y'all. 😑

1st: bitch was late picking me and my nana up.

2nd: she had a damn attitude when we got in her car. Like bitch, you wanted us to go with you. Don't get cute now.

& 3rd and foremost: I WAS PROMISED GOOD FUCKING FOOD!!

Now, we all know Shari is a plump girl, so when there was food involved, especially my culture food involved, I was more than hype!

A bitch herself starved today.

Seriously. I did.

Oatmeal and water head ass.

Soooo I get here hella late. I'm expecting some bomb ass Jamaican food since I knew this really wasn't the celebrating type of shindig so I was

thinking iight, these sad people gon wanna tear it up in the kitchen.

God forgive me.

I sit in the chair, waiting patiently for my time to get a plate. The lady shares out some curry chicken and white rice. That's my faveee Jamaican dish, just because that shit easy as hell to cook.

I was grateful to this lady, she gave me extra chicken and rice, I was thinking in my head how nice she was and how god was gonna bless her.

As I'm walking away, she stops me and asked if I wanted some lo mein too. I was like😧 thank you. I would love some.

I rushed back to my chair like the plate was on fire, got cozy in this uncomfortable ass chair and dug in.

This.

Shit.

Was.

Disgusting.

The curry chicken was burnt and barely had any type of meat on it, the lo mein for some odd reason was sweet. The best part of the meal was the rice.

The White Fucking Rice. Mind you, shit had no type of curry gravy on it.

Dry ass white rice.

I almost dropped to the floor and threw a fat girl tantrum!!

A bitch was mad, shit, me typing this shit right now as I sit here unable to speak is making me mad.

Never again.

Never a fucking gain

I ain't doing it.

I can wait to get home and eat me some

Damn cereal.

Bumboclautttt, I'm vexed as fuckkkk right now.

😭😭😭😪😪😪😪😪😡😡😡😡