Splatoon X Male reader {Harem}

Chapter 5

Yo, sorry for the small wait (ish) but I've been actually waitin' for a response. Only got a few, so I asked a few friends. And they picked off the hook...well all except one. (He's a Callie fanguy....kinda disturbing. Actually I can't judge him.) Also I'm not gonna use Japanese add ons...it just messes with the wording. Other than that let's get started for the splatt fest!
All: so...what team did you pick?
U-uh... you'll figure out!

Y/n: neither...I pick neither Callie.
She was shocked to hear this from him, but nodded, understanding his reasoning.
Y/n: unless I'm able to pick both sides, but that's not gonna happen. Anyway I'm sure you have things to do, places to see-
Callie actually grinned and started to move closer
Callie: actually I'm free for today-
He picked her up, causing a small yelp in his right ear, and brought her outside, dropping her on the concrete.
Y/N: consider that as my compensation, so we're even. Two, no, we can hang out later today though Callie. First I'm paying Silver a visit. I'm afraid of what headphones may have done- if I can even find their team base.
With that he started to walk down the street, leaving a dazed blushing Callie behind him.

Eventually y/n found the place where his friend was. Mostly because of screaming.

Silver: i-i said I was sorry!
There was the sound of breaking wood, and glass.
Headphones: You think that's enough! I'm not going to give you mercy today! Consider your arms broken! Because my baseball bat isn't soft!
Y/n slowly crept in and was pulling silver away, before confronting the inkling
Y/n: what's wrong phoney-
She gripped his shirt tightly and pulled him closer, making him yelp slightly
Headphones: you know exactly! What! I mean! I WILL GUT AND THROW URCHINS EVERYWHERE!
y/n sweat dropped and turned to silver, mouthing the words 'present'

With that the purple inkling took the blue one, and pulled two boxes out of his trench coat. A small blush visible on his cheeks.
Slowly she opened them, in one was a brand new pair of squid-phones, top of the line as a matter of fact. And in the other, was a brand new ink-phone (pretty sure they have names but I can't remember well)
She seemed happy, but before hugging him, her fist collided into his crotch, causing him to cry and drop to his knees.
Y/n: I'll take this as a good time to leave- have fun you two!

He quickly shuffled out and closed, crying from both of the two (silver and headphones) could still be heard.

While walking though, he began to appreciate what silver had. Someone closer than a pal, and all those things. Sadly y/n didn't really find any of that interesting (lies, your reading a x reader story and I'm writing one-)
Well, untill he met both idol groups.

Eventually he found a small park, finding a good tree to sit under. His gaze focusing on the surrounding area, and eventually nothing at all as he fell into a deep slumber.

When he awoken, he had no clue where he was untill he saw the park sign. In quick haste he checked himself, fully clothed and not robbed. With that all said and done he ran home. Passing silver on the way who was carrying a sleeping headphones

So he decided to stop and say hi

Y/n: your crotch feeling better?
It was a weird, but reasonable question, his friend nodded but made a shh' sound, nodding his head towards headphones.
Both knew if she was woken up, they would loose their chance at ever having children.
Y/n: see ya later....
Silver nodded and gave a small reply
Silver: later...