C.A.L.M

Heres to teenage memories

There's a ton of ways one could wake up for school-your mom screaming at you,your highly punctual dog barking or your everyday alarm clock. Sadly none of those ways were how I woke up for my first day. I slept late that night trying to get used to my dorm. New dorm and pre-first day butterflies were enough to keep a chick up,but to my dismay I was up at 6 for all the wrong reasons.

A strange noise woke me from my scattered sleep-I heard a moaning like sound but didn't know what it was until I opened my eyes-some couple was having sex on the lower bunk of my bead! 'Oh fuck no this isn't happening', I thought.

"Ohhh ohhh God that's good", I heard the girl say breathlessly.

I freaked out and tried to block out the sounds with my headphones but all measures failed-it was beyond weird knowing some random couple (or just random people) were fucking on the bunk under you.

' How do I make these people aware of me without making them aware of me?' I was paralyzed with disgust.

And then it hit me. My brothers had downloading a Fake a Call app on my phone and there was no better time than to fake a call than now.

I set the timer for 2 minutes. '2 minutes and these low lives will be gone.' I mean how wasted or out of their senses could they be to not notice I was there. Then again I have been ignored my whole life,I don't know why I expected Australia to be different', I thought impatiently. After what felt like a life time,the phone finally rang and oh my did it scare the living shit out of the weirdos. I waited for two rings to pick up and before I did I heard the girl take a break from moaning and say" I thought you left your phone in the car".

"I did Jill", the guy replied.

"Hello"?, I said into the phone"

"STEVE! HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOMEONE HERE! YOU IDIOT YOU SAID THE ROOM WAS EMPTY",Jill screamed as she jumped off the bed.

"AHHHH", I screamed like I didn't know anyone was there.

"Hey whoever you are could you please stay under your sheets while my friend and I get dressed?, Jill pleaded from below.

"Uhh yeah. You have exactly a minute before I call the police", I replied.

Before I knew it they were out. Surprisingly Jill apologized a million times to me before she walked out and cussed at Steve more times than she apologized.

As I got up I prayed they weren't people from my class. 'Best first day dorm story or what', I snorted to myself. As I dwelled the idea of going back to sleep I decided to put on The Killers and try to re start this so far perverted day. Shower, breakfast and then the dreaded first day. "IM NOT READY FOR THIS GOD",I screamed at the heavens as I got ready for a new chapter.