[A/n: So in the last chapter, Dodo and Tweety finally had their pleasant time together. I mean, they went through the reproduction process. And lastly, Tweety faints all of a sudden.]
Narrator's POV
Winter's gonna arrive pretty soon, but summer is not yet ready to leave right at the moment. Tweety is having his best months of life. The feeling knowing that he's about to grow a new soul. Yes, he's ready to give birth in a few days.
Tweety was chatting with his friends, Abba, Kuta and Mota.
Tweety's POV
You: G-gaij
Abba: what is it bitch
You: A new bird going to come womb
Abba: ...
Abba: JSJSJSJSJSJSJSJDHSJSJAKJSKJALKJLAJ
Abba: WHAT WHEN HOW?
You: Haha, it is happy right?
Abba: JOSSS
Kuta: Okay wtf am I reading right at this moment. Is that a prank or smth?
You: All is true.
Kuta: abba u believe all these?
Abba: yeah so what, he's saying he's preg. You think being pregnant exists in fairy tales only?
Kuta: Mmm I guess yes...
Abba: Sure. Now fuck off from ur fairy tale world and re-read the chats^
Kuta: ok
Mota: hululululu
Mota: wat--
Mota: a new bird? you got married? URIHHH BABA
Abba: He's fucking pregnant
Abba: Dumb bitch
Mota: Ohhhh
Mota: Wait
Mota: whom did he do 'that' with?
Kuta: who else. Maybe some dead leaves
Abba: Hey Tweety. Tell us who is it?
Kuta: Exactly. Who is it?
Mota: Who is it?
Abba: Stop copying me bitches. Btw who?
Kuta: Who?
Mota: Hoo?
Abba: u guys copied me again
Mota: Kuta copied u, cuz i wrote 'hoo'
Abba: fuck off.
Kuta: WHO WHO WHO????? WHOLALA IS IT? WHO?
Kuta, Abba and Mota are typing...|
You: Dodo...
Kuta:
Abba:
Mota:
*awkward silence*
Abba: "some dead leaves"
Kuta: I think I need to shit before I have constipation
Mota: I gotta find some worms for food in the trash cans. Wanna join?
Kuta: Let's go and shit there
Abba: Imma sleep peacefully. I've got no time for doing shits like u bitches
Abba: Bye
Mota: Sleep tight
Kuta: u copied me
Mota: who are u
Kuta: a human
Mota: "a human"
Mota: pretty smart
Kuta: 🥚
You: wait u guys going? no congratulate me?
Chat ended
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