DECISION || •S.A.S X Y.I.A•

XII

As I flew out of the nest, I called mom.

"Hey mom, what's the name of the girl?" I asked.

"Saha. See? Even the name sends me chills down my spine," mom said.

"Okay okay. Is she beautiful?"

"Yesss!"

"Is she sexy?"

"You're so salacious son! Yes of course!"

"Okay. Is she strong?"

"Why?"

"To endure a lot of things, you don't have to know," I said as I smirked.

"I see my son has grown up," mom said as she laughed.

"Is she touchy?"

"Stop all these non-sense son! Get married first, don't think of these right now! Just a few more days. Control yourself," mom said.

"Perfect," I mumbled.

"Haha," mom laughed.

"Anyways bye mom," I ended the call.

Lol. I don't need Tweety anymore.

(A/N: "Lol")

Now I can have more fun. Saha, huh? Beautiful, sexy, strong, touchy and what not! Control Dodo, control. Live the Dodo way of life!

As I was about to land on my mom's house, I met my childhood friend Zozo. He's an annoying crap, but indeed a good friend.

"Hey Dodo! Sup man!" Zozo waved at me.

I went to him and did our bro fist.

"I'm good, what about you man," I asked him back.

"There's a good news you know," Zozo said.

"What is it? Tell me!" I was excited to know.

"I'm getting married to the prettiest girl in the world! Oh! Saha my love!" Zozo exclaimed.

"Holy shit man! That's ama— wait what— Saha?" I frowned.

"Yeah, Saha!" Zozo said.

"Man, I'm getting married to Saha," I said.

"What do you mean?" Zozo's eyes went hella wide.

"I mean that I am getting married to Saha," I explained.

"Uha, man, I think you're mistaken. It could be Safa, Sama, Sala, Saga or whatever names, but I am getting married to Saha, S-A-H-A, get that?" Zozo said as he raised his brows.

"There might be thousands of Saha(s)," I said, trying to be quick-acting.

"Why not say that to yourself?" Zozo said as he smirked.

"But how are you so sure that it's not the same Saha?" I asked back.

"Cuz Saha is mine and I'm getting married to her pretty soon," Zozo proudly said.

"When's your wedding?" I asked.

"Next week," Zozo said as he was trying to show off his recently-washed wings.

"Oh? Mine is day after tomorrow," I said feeling pretty smart.

Zozo's jaws dropped. He gave me a death glare.

"Hope you have a 'successful' wedding, man," Zozo said and flew away.

I kept on thinking about the Saha thing.

I'm scared...