Tweety's POV
*chirp chirp*
"Awwleelelelele mai bebi lelelel!"
"He's just as handsome as me. You should thank me, darling."
"Sut up. He eej lak mie."
"He has my DNA, so stfu"
"Let me tell my friends dat my bebi came," I said as I picked up my phone.
Ongoing call
"Hello guij! My bebi came!"
"Who do you think you're calling 'guij', it's just me," Abba spoke over the phone.
"OMG ABBA IT EEJ YOU! My beb—"
"Yeah yeah, congrats. Now gimme your address, I'll come over to see your chick," Abba said.
"Eet eej the Koala mansion. It's just above it. The third branch from top. There's my nest inside a hole," I informed.
"Gotcha. I'm coming," Abba said and ended the call immediately.
Let me call Kuta now.
"Hey Kutama! My bebi came!"
"Kutama who? Your ass?" Kuta asked.
"My bebi came! My bebi came! My bebi came! My—"
"Wait what?! When where why how? How did you become preggie?" Kuta asked.
"I-i was already preg. Ai teld you bephor," I said.
"Oh yeah right! Congratulations! Should I come over?" Kuta asked.
"Why not! Sure! Abba is coming too!" I said.
"Address please," Kuta said.
"Koala Mansion. Third branch from the top," I informed.
"Okayy. See you in a while," Kuta said.
Now Mota.
"Motamoti! My bebi came!"
"Omg"
"Yes yesssss!"
"What is motamoti?!" Mota asked.
"Huai you listen that. My bebi came. Listen this! THIS!" I screamed.
"Okay okay. Congrasulashon. Now celebrate," Mota said.
"Let me gib you my address. Koa—"
"I'm already on my way. Abba already told me," Mota said and ended the call abruptly.
Huh. I need to prepare food for the guests.
"How many people are coming?" Dodo asked.
"Only 3," I said.
He nodded.
*Ting tong*
"OMG YOU GUYS CAME!"
"Move away! Where is the baby?" 3 of my friends rushed into the house and went to my room.
"Hey! Boy or girl?" they asked.
"He's a boy," Dodo replied.
"Then where's the cloaca?" Abba asked as she raised one of her brows.
Dodo was speechless.
"Then m-maybe she's a g-girl," I stammered.
"You call yourself a mom? You don't even know your own kid's gender?" Mota said.
"Maybe it's a genderqueer," Dodo said as he shrugged.
"Shame on you people. Guys, we should leave," Abba said.
3 of them marched out of my house. I couldn't manage to stop them.
"Got some extra food for tonight. Great," Dodo said.
I stood still, thinking about my child's gender. What could it be?
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