Looney Tunes: Despicable Me

Chapter 2: Meet Gru

         In another world, one of the world's greatest villains named Gru is going somewhere so that he can show a little presentation of where he's gonna strike next. During his drive, he gets a call from her mother. "Hello Mom." he said. "Sorry, I meant to call, but..."
          "I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid." his Mom said. "That was you wasn't it? Or was it a villain who's actually successful?"
          "Just so you know Mom. I'm about to do something... that's very very big... And very important. And when you hear about it, you're going to be very proud."
         "Ha! Good luck with that. Okay. I'm outta here." She hangs up to continue her karate lessons.
         As soon as Gru parks around the bank, and after smashing a couple of cars, he is now going to where he needs to be. But around the bank, there is secret hidden bank area called: "The Bank of Evil". After scanning his eye at a bathroom, he goes into the hidden area. While going inside, he gets himself signed in.
           "Gru to see Mr. Perkins." Gru saids.
           "Yes, please have a seat." said one of the workers of the evil bank.
           Just as soon as he sits down, he takes a look at his blueprints while he waits. During his wait, he sees another villain named Vector.
          "Hey!" Vector saids. He then walks up to Gru and sits right by him. "I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector!"  But Gru scoots a little bit away from him.  Vector continues talking. "It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude." He then notices that Gru has scooted way farther then he was before. So, Vector slides right to him. "VECTOR! That's me, cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude! OH YEAH!!!!!" But Gru saids nothing. "Check out my new weapon. PIRANHA GUN!!! OH YES!!! Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? No you haven't. I invented it. Do you want a demonstration?" He then accidentally shoots a piranha out of the gun. "OH!!!!! AH!!! Shoot! So difficult sometimes to get the piranha back inside of my--" Then the piranha bites his nose. But until then, Mr. Perkins is now ready to see Gru.

          "So all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket. And then, the moon is ours." Gru said while talking about his plan; which is to steal the moon.
          "Wow. Well, very nice presentation." Mr. Perkins saids. "I'd like to see this shrink ray."
          "Absolutely. Will do. As soon as I have it..."
          Mr. Perkins looks disappointed now. "You don't have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money!?"
          "Apparently."
          "Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you. If we don't start getting out money back..." He then squished the apple. "Get the picture?"
          Gru is now looking a little nervous. Then Mr. Perkins saids, "Look, Gru, the point is there are a lot of new villains out there, younger than you, hungier than you, YOUNGER than you. Like that young fellow out there named Vector. He just  stole a pyramid!!!"
          Gru now looks surprised from what Mr. Perkins just said. With a little bit of silence, he then saids, "I've got it. I've got it. Um... so as far as getting money for the rocket..."
          Mr. Perkins then interrupts. "Get the shrink ray... then we'll talk!"
         While leaving the evil bank, Gru sees Vector trying to put his piranha back in his gun. But Gru decides to freeze his head with his FREEZE RAY! Gru continues to walk out; and Vector' s frozen head made him fall down, and then the piranha continues to attack him.
         "OW!!!!!! OH! HO!!! OOH! OW!!!!!" he screamed.