Looney Tunes: Despicable Me

Chapter 9: Gru meets Bugs and Daffy

           In the next morning, Gru arrives at the hotel dressed as a dentist. He meets up with Miss Hattie, one of the workers of the hotel, and she looks up at Gru's information online.
          "Well, it appears you have cleared our background check." she said. "And I see you have made a list of some your personal achievements. Thank you for that. I love reading."
          But somewhere else, at a another hidden lab, a Minion was typing in Gru's info while Miss Hattie is reading his info. And she can literally see the words being typed on her computer.
          "And I see you have been given a Medal of Honor and a knighthood. You had your own cooking show, and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds. It's not that impressive."
         But then, back at the lab, another minion wants a turn to type, but the typer minion dosen' t want to; and then they started fighting over it! "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" cheered the group of minions, while watching the fight.
          Miss Hattie is now seeing random words, and symbols on Gru's info. "What in the name of..!? What...?" she said with confusion.
         "Well, here's the dealio. Things have been so lonely since my wife, Debbie, passed on. It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children." Gru said as a lie. He then scoots closer to Miss Hattie. "You are a beautiful woman! Do you speak Spanish?"
          "Do I look like I speak Spanish?"
          "Your have a face, como un burro."
          "Oh! Well, thank you!"
          "Uh... anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? So, so excited!"

          Back in the room, Bugs and Daffy were still sleeping, until an announcement came on.
          "People in Room 7, please come to the front desk!"
          "AHH!!!!!!" Daffy screamed since the microphone woked up him up and fell off the bed.
          Bugs yawned and got up. "Morning, duck. Sleep well?" he asked Daffy.
          "Why would I!?" Daffy then gets himself up.
          "I think someone wants to see us." Bugs and Daffy makes their way to the front way.

          "Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman." Miss Hattie said. Then Gru has a very nervous smile.
          "Who's Debbie?" he said, feeling like he forgot about his lie.
          "Your wife."
          Bugs and Daffy finally arrived at the front desk. They then looked up to see Gru for the first time. "Am I the only one seeing this?" Daffy said.
          "Boys, I want you to meet Mr. Gru." Miss Hattie explained to them. "He's going to adopt you. And he's a dentist!"
          "Nice to meet you, doc." Bugs said. "I'm Bugs, the one and only, and this is my friend Daffy."
          "HEY!!! We are NOT--" Daffy said with anger again.
          "Okay, that's very nice of you." Gru said. "Now, let's go."
          Gru, Bugs and Daffy walks out the building and are about to head to Gru's house.

          Back at the fortress, Vector is now having fun with the shrink ray he stole from Gru.
          "YAH!!!!! UH-HUH! OH YEAH!!! Pretty impressive! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!??? BOO YAH!!!!!" He first shrinks his mouthwash. "You got shrunk tiny mouthwash!!!" He then shrinks his sink. "TAKE THAT!!!" YOU DONE BEEN SHRUNK!!!"
         He then gets a phone call from someone. "Yello? Oh, I got the shrink ray alright. No, I'm not playing with it. Gru!!!??? HA HA HA!!! Don't! Don't make me laugh! NO!!! P.S., he is NOT getting the moon; and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him, he's going to be begging for mercy!"
         He then shrinks his toilet. And after that he hangs up. "Okay, bye." He then walks up to his toilet. "Aw! Look at you! A little tiny toilet! For A little tiny baby to--" Then water from the toilet came out spraying his face! "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU TINY TOILET!!!!!!!!!!"