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You, Bucky, and your kids are relaxing at home and your daughter comes and plops down on Bucky's lap. "Daddy, Sam told me how me and bubby was born." Your daughter says. You and Bucky exchange a look. "And what did Sam tell you, sweetheart?" You say curious, already ready to fight Sam. She giggles, wrapping her arms around Bucky's neck. "Sam told me that me and bubby were born when Daddy planted his Soviet pole on Mommy's American soil." Both you and Bucky go pale. "Oh, my god! Sam is dead." You say angrily. Bucky smirks. "Well, Sam wasn't wrong." You whip over at Bucky, your eyes wide. "Boo!" "Dollface, she's gonna learn someday!" Bucky smiles. You put your hands on your hips. "Boo, do you want me to fight you too."
