Accidentally in Love || Sterek [Completed]

Chapter 37

Cora Hale created a groupchat.

Cora Hale added Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Isaac Lahey, Laura Hale, Alix Mahoney, and Lydia Martin.

Lydia Martin: Oh?

Lydia Martin renamed the groupchat to Tea Time.

Cora Hale: Oh that's 10/10 naming me too Lyds

Stiles Stilinski: We got full names up in here? Hell no

Stiles Stilinski changed his nickname to Sti.

Sti changed Cora Hale's nickname to Coral.

Sti changed Lydia Martin's nickname to Tea Queen.

Tea Queen: You are blowing up this gc but I appreciate the name. However, your nickname is lame as hell

Tea Queen changed Sti's nickname to InstaQueen

InstaQueen: Oh? When did I become an instagram queen? Is this my branding?

Isaac Lahey: Y'all had the audacity not to change my nickname? I am disappointed in you

Isaac Lahey: But yes Sti, you are an insta queen. This is your life now

InstaQueen changed Isaac Lahey's nickname to My Son.

InstaQueen: I love you

My Son: I am honored

Derek Hale: When did we become dads?? Heads up would have been nice to know. Also, when did I get an invite to tea time? I have no tea

Laura Hale: All tea, all shade, bitch all offense

InstaQueen: TheRe ARe YouNgInS In tHIS ChaT

InstaQueen: But me fuckin too

My Son: Is this allowed? IS THIS ALLOWED?

Scott McCall: You fuckin disasters where did the coordinators go?

Coral: Watching this mess unfold like the instigator I am

Tea Queen: Same. I'm waiting for the others to pop in and say hi

Alix Mahoney: Have I been summoned?

InstaQueen changed Derek Hale's nickname to The Brood.

InstaQueen changed Scott McCall's nickname to Annoying Ass.

Tea Queen changed Laura Hale's nickname to Boss Ass Bitch.

Boss Ass Bitch changed Alix Mahoney's nickname to Lil Sunshine.

Boss Ass Bitch changed Coral's nickname to Little Ass Bitch.

Little Ass Bitch: I will murder you and this entire family, boss ass bitch stands no chance

InstaQueen: *sips tea*

Tea Queen: *and it's unsweet*

The Brood changed Little Ass Bitch's nickname to Drama Queen.

The Brood changed his nickname to Derek.

Derek: Mom will kill you before you could get the chance.

My Son: Stoopid you think im gonna let you get the CHONCE

Annoying Ass: Mood

Lil Sunshine: Can we just,,, idk talk like civil beings !1!!!11!

Drama Queen: No

Boss Ass Bitch: No

Tea Queen: No but shut up, this is my event

Tea Queen: Now as I was saying

My Son: Yo guys that new marvel movie is coming out, who's down to go?

Tea Queen: Isaac! Not now!

Tea Queen changed My Son's nickname to Ignore.

InstaQueen: Don't disrespect my son! You take that back!

InstaQueen changed Tea Queen's nickname to Witch Bitch.

Witch Bitch changed InstaQueen's nickname to Petty Hoe.

Ignore changed his nickname to Fuck You.

Lil Sunshine: The audacity coming out of this chat right now. You guys need to chill the fuck out

Annoying Ass: Chill? Do you see my nickname? They don't know that word

Petty Hoe: You're damn right because some people in this chat don't know when to not disRESPECT MY CHILDREN

Fuck You: Thank you mom. If only dad supported me the way you do

Derek: Isaac, my little boy. I love you.

Fuck You: I love you too, dad! Yay, familial support!

Witch Bitch: Get outta here with your love and support, this chat is for gossip and scalding drama

Drama Queen: Did y'all forget that I created this chat? This is actually my event!

Petty Hoe: When is this tea time so Derek and I can bop outta this chat for a hot minute?

Boss Ass Bitch: Oh?

Fuck You: OH?

Annoying Ass: OH????

Witch Bitch: 2pm, the little restaurant by campus. Be there and bring the spice.

Derek: Great. Bye.

Petty Hoe: Bye guys!

Lil Sunshine: ...oh?

Drama Queen: wtf

Annoying Ass: this hoe and this bitch

Fuck You: which is which?

Drama Queen: Derek is the bitch

Boss Ass Bitch: He definitely is

Fuck You: Oh rip in the chat

Lil Sunshine: Press f to pay respects