Desime On Random (ON HOLD)

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Sayo kuker di hotel :'v

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Lust: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 pm on Friday?

Greed: Yes. Why?

Lust: Hangout! How about you?

Charity: Yes, i am.

Lust: Great! Cause i'm not! You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!

Greed: DID SHE JUST-

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Kindness: Envy, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?

Envy: A glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a though proccess or understanding of basic English.

Kindness:
Kindness: Water you doing?

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Pride : I do what i want!

Envy: I'm calling your mother

Pride : NO WAIT

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Wrath : Patience?! Can i ask you for some legal advice?

Patience: Of course, go ahead.

Wrath: Okay, so say if someone had a habit of always stealing my food, and one day, i got fed up and decided to put laxatives in my brownies. But i labelled it with a large 'poison, do not eat' sign.

Wrath: and that person decided to eat my brownie anyway!!! Only for me to realize that i put way more laxatives that i meant to and now he's in the hospital!

Wrath: Theorically, how much trouble would i be in???!

Patience: You did not poison Glu-

Wrath: THEORETICALLY!!!!

Patience: You're in so much trouble, Wrath... You poisoned your own sibling...

Wrath: BUT IT WAS LABELLED!!!

Patience: HE CANNOT READ!!!

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Charity: I made tea.

Greed: I don't want tea.

Charity: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Greed: Then why did you tell me?

Charity: It's a conversation starter.

Greed: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Charity: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Envy: Can i ask the question?

Greed: Sure.

Greed: Well, i don't know. I just have quick fingers i guess.

Envy: How do you reply so fast?

Envy: GREED

Envy: WHAT

Envy: ACTUALLY

Envy: THE

Envy: HECK

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Sloth: (sneezes)

Diligence:....

Sloth: You're not going to say "bless you"?

Diligence: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.

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