Gluttony: What color are Sloth's eyes?
Diligence: The color of the sky as sunset turns to evening and the stars begin to stud the velvet of the night! Guess it.
Gluttony: What?!
Diligence: I said, purple. You fail.
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Kindness: Bad things keep happening to me. Like i have bad luck or something.
Envy: Kindness. You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Despair: I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor.
Mischievous: Hahaha! Good one!
Despair: I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.
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(On the sins meeting)Sloth: Hey. Sorry, i'm late.
Envy: What happened?
Sloth: Nothing, i just really didn't want to come.
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Lust: Heyyy! 'Sleep' is so much cuter than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'!
Chastity: I'm so sleepy of your shit.
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