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Lust: Hey theree~ welcome to the salsa class! We're gonna practice dance!
Gluttony: (hiding potato chips behind) there must be a misunderstanding.
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Charity: You're a big softie.
Greed: I'm not!! I'm an emotionless soulless-
Charity: You cried last night when TV said pandas are endangered.
Greed: WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE PANDAS, CHARITY?!?! WHO?!?
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Patience: i saw the most beautiful girl outside today!
Diligence: huh? But sloth is sleeping in her house today.
Patience : W H A T
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Kindness: ENVY, WTH YOU'RE BLEEDING YOUR GUTS OUT!!!!
Envy: Nah, i'm fine. I'm not injured, i just got lightly stabbed: heart drops from chest.
Kindness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Lust: (hits her hand on table) AWWWWW MY ARMKLE!!!
Gluttony: H A H ? your.. what?
Chastity: Wrist.
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Greed: Now,i've got box here. So all of you, put your favorite things inside here.
Lust: Can i put my rabbit inside?
Greed: NO WAY, NO PETS!
Diligence: Can i put sloth-
Greed: NO NO NO!! WE'RE NOT PUTTING ANOTHER PEOPLE HERE!!!
Gluttony: Can i put my snacks inside?
Greed: NO, NOT FOODS-
Charity: Can i put you inside the box?
Greed: I-uhm.. i-... Uhhh.. (blushes)
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Greed: Do i have a crush on Charity? Of course not!!!
Envy: Dude please the question for you is what does x equal if the values of a is 3, b is 4, and c is -902627263533-
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Temperance: Brother, noticed something fishy in this couch?
Patience: (looks at the couch is covered with fish) oh, again..???
Diligence: (across the room) I RAN OUT OF SPACE FOR TODAY'S CATCH, OKAY?!?
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Desime On Random (ON HOLD)
Humorjust randomic desime stories and things(?) by me *mostly incorrect quotes* • • Deadly 7 InMe ©DeruuYo