Desime On Random (ON HOLD)

incorrect quotes 3

sayo is obsessed with incorrect quotes :'v

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Sloth: I got a 97... It says here that 90 is a genius.

Sloth: Man, i wish i get a 90.

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Rion: Life is like a game of chess.

Rion: I don't know how to play chess.

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Kiana: Good to have you here! Irra will show you around!

Wrath: the exit is right this WAY.

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Chastity: I'll tell you.

Lust: What??

Chastity: I can't describe in words how beautiful you are

Lust: omg chas you're so-

Chastity: But i can in numbers. 3/10.

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Mischievous: This means it's 90 degrees.

Animancy: But how can?? It is winter!

Mischievous: No, the angle is-

Cowardice: Because of global warming? So poor...

Mischievous: Goddamit

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Gluttony : (gets down on the knee)

Temperance: Hey, it's finally happening...

Gluttony: (Falls over)

Temperance: The poison is kicking in.

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Greed : How tall are you?

Envy: Height is a social construct!

Greed: So, you're short.

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Charity: You were stabbed. Don't you remember anything?

Greed: Only the ambulance to the hospital.

Charity: That wasn't ambulance. I drove you.

Greed: But i heard a siren!

Charity: That was Mido.

Mido: I'm sorry, i got nervous...

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Patience: I'm going to sing a song for you all.

Patience: It's called "My Life So Far"

Patience: (inhales and plays a chord)

Patience: (SCREEAAMSSSSS)

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(House phone rings)

Lust: Sins residence, cute one speaking!

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Lust: Heey! I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter 'a'!

Chastity: You thought you just did something, didn't you?! Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon.

Lust: chestity

Lust: WUT THE HECK

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