- we all know how he gets...
- he's the stupid drunk
- he once asked if you were diego's kid
- and you were very confused
- he's drunkenly proposed to you once...or maybe twice...
- "y/n, will you do me the honor of being my delores?"
- slurring every single word
- "five sweetie, you're drunk"
- "drunk for you honey"
- "try again when you're sober"
- you always laugh when he's drunk
- he always falls asleep in your lap while you play with his hair
