- you're really nervous
- you sit him down and then he starts to get nervous
- "are you breaking up with me?"
- "NO NEVER"
- "then why are you so nervous?"
- "remember last month?"
- "what about it?"
- "THAT day"
- "best day of my life"
- "i'd rethink that"
- confused af
- "what?"
- "well according to this pregnancy test, you're about to have a new favorite day"
- you toss the pregnancy test to him
- "i'm going to be a dad?"
- he's blushing like crazy
- "yup, my dear dipshit. you NEVER put on protection"
- hugs you really tight
- "hug me any tighter and you'll squeeze that lil' fetus right out of me!"
