- you don't know what's happening to yourself
- you kinda lose control
- you'll be with klaus and say stupid stuff together
- "did you know that circumcision is just telling a hippo it's fat?"
- "owls are just robot chickens trying to eat our souls"
- "gray marriage is so colorless"
- miranda steinfeld is josh bell's mom!"
- you'll be all over diego (can't be over ben because he's dead, klaus is gay and luther is all about allison)
- "five's lost his chance to get with THIS! diego, today is your lucky day"
- five's not amused
- everyone else is
- he rolls his eyes and tries to pull you away from everyone
- impossible to get you into your bed (NOT THE DIRTY WAY)
- it's easy for you to get into bed (THIS is the dirty one)
- you're basically zane hijazi when he's drunk
